Hello, my Freaky Darlings!

Holy Shit!

Mother Nature is throwing a serious bitch fit at the moment. Ten countries across the globe have been hit by severe flooding in the last twelve days, and this weekend, the Western Cape was smashed by massive waves that some have been comparing to a Tsunami, okay, a small Tsunami, but still a Tsunami! We don’t get shit like that here. Add to that, angry Mother Nature can’t seem to decide if she wants us hot or cold. It’s like she’s got a fever, her meds aren’t helping, and she’s getting even more pissed off.

South Africa is known for having great weather. When the rest of the world is having earthquakes and tornadoes and shit, things are usually pretty calm in that department down here, but not anymore. We’re used to dealing with corruption and really, really violent crime. Our houses are basically built like prisons meant to keep criminals out. We’re not equipped for extreme weather. Our country is falling about at the seams because our government hasn’t maintained anything, and now our roads and cities are getting hammered by hectic weather. This does not bode well for our future.

But anyway … moving right along to less apocalyptic things.