Happy Chocolate Bunnies

Hello my Freaky Darlings, As most of you know, I'm not religious but I do enjoy all the religious holidays. Christmas I get presents and Easter is great because I get to eat chocolate the whole weekend and it's classified as a tradition. So, I hope you all had a wonderful chocolate bunny filled weekend!

Petrol

Hello my Freaky Darlings, I drive a 1997 VW Golf Chico that takes leaded petrol, which admittedly does go against my environmentalist tendencies, but unfortunately I can’t afford a new car that takes unleaded, let alone a beautiful hi-bred. I also know absolutely nothing about cars. Over the last few weeks I’ve noticed that fewer … Continue reading Petrol

The Tale of the disapearing baseball bat

Hello my Freaky Darlings, When I was eleven there was a serial killer/paedophile, Gert van Rooyen, on the loose who targeted blond girls of my age in and around the area we lived in. Needless to say this had all parents of young girls on the edgy side. Both my parents worked, so did my … Continue reading The Tale of the disapearing baseball bat

True Story. Promise!

Hello my Freaky Darlings, Writers are often accused of being liars. Lets face it, our job description is making shit up. But there are times when we do tell the truth, or as close to the truth as we can get. There are, after all, three versions to the truth - my side, your side, … Continue reading True Story. Promise!