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I’m hungover from last nights drinking binge.
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A coven of witches broke in and stole my laptop.
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My dog ate my laptop.
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I broke the two fingers I type with, while performing an impossible feat during last nights drinking binge.
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My husband is feeling neglected because of the time I spend on my book and my blog. As my punishment he’s confiscated my laptop.
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A flash flood came out of nowhere and flooded my office.
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My laptop is possessed and trying to kill me.
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An evil witch has cursed my blog, turning everything I write in to gibberish.
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The government has once again forgotten to stock up on coal, so I have no electricity.
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I’ve had a nervous breakdown and will be spending the next few weeks in a padded cell, wearing a straitjacket. The voices are telling me that my blog is pathetic and my writing is the best cure for insomnia
Thanks for the laugh!
Jane Kennedy Sutton
http://janekennedysutton.blogspot.com/
That was hilarious! Surely I can use some of those. hehehe
LUV this list! Here are two more:
“My cat peed/pooped/puked a hairball on my laptop and it exploded. The cat is OK – just short a life or two.”
“My cat pulled every key off of my laptop as punishment for not buying the correct cat food.” (Trust me when I saw they can get their claws under the keys and pop them off.)
Angela Wilson
http://www.marketmynovel.com
I woke up and discovered people camped out in my office.
That one is true and it happened to me this morning.
Very creative! I think I’m about to suffer from #5 myself. š
Glad you guys enjoyed it.
And what’s wrong with a coven of witches? š
A thought I was the only one who had to deal with Number 5!