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I’m hungover from last nights drinking binge.
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A coven of witches broke in and stole my laptop.
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My dog ate my laptop.
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I broke the two fingers I type with, while performing an impossible feat during last nights drinking binge.
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My husband is feeling neglected because of the time I spend on my book and my blog. As my punishment he’s confiscated my laptop.
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A flash flood came out of nowhere and flooded my office.
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My laptop is possessed and trying to kill me.
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An evil witch has cursed my blog, turning everything I write in to gibberish.
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The government has once again forgotten to stock up on coal, so I have no electricity.
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I’ve had a nervous breakdown and will be spending the next few weeks in a padded cell, wearing a straitjacket. The voices are telling me that my blog is pathetic and my writing is the best cure for insomnia
He ate my laptop
Thanks for the laugh!
Jane Kennedy Sutton
http://janekennedysutton.blogspot.com/
That was hilarious! Surely I can use some of those. hehehe
LUV this list! Here are two more:
“My cat peed/pooped/puked a hairball on my laptop and it exploded. The cat is OK – just short a life or two.”
“My cat pulled every key off of my laptop as punishment for not buying the correct cat food.” (Trust me when I saw they can get their claws under the keys and pop them off.)
Angela Wilson
http://www.marketmynovel.com
I woke up and discovered people camped out in my office.
That one is true and it happened to me this morning.
Very creative! I think I’m about to suffer from #5 myself. š
Glad you guys enjoyed it.
And what’s wrong with a coven of witches? š
A thought I was the only one who had to deal with Number 5!